Wednesday, December 17, 2014

The Slam Dunk Crisis

Winter in North Dakota, for me, has always been one of the most exciting times of the year. In the Midwest, it seems like everyone and their cousin plays hockey or basketball. I attribute this mostly to them being the only two sports up here you can play in their natural habitat all year around. As a coach, it’s exciting because I get an opportunity to not only wind down a bit as far as the number of hours I train, but to get out and watch a large number of my athletes compete. I personally am a huge fan of basketball. I play every opportunity I get and love to watch it at any level. It’s really developed into an avenue for my competitive fix and a place for me to do my best thinking. I am truly in love with the game and the competitiveness it brings out of me.

As an avid lover of the game, there is a real September trend coming about and I don’t like it. September, October and November have become notorious for the youth basketball player’s failed dunk attempt posts all over social media.

At the beginning of every one of my programs my athletes take a short questionnaire to help me understand what exactly their goals and expectations are from my program. You know what my number one request from my basketball players is? “I want to increase my vertical by 3 – 6 inches” ends up on at least 70% of my surveys. Increasing your vertical jump by 3 – 6 inches in 10 weeks being fairly unrealistic is beside the point. The point is, WHY do most of these kids want the increase? If you think it’s because they want to become the best paint defender in town, you’re delirious. Everyone wants to dunk.

Let me first say that I think the dunk is indeed an impressive feat of athleticism. I probably wouldn’t be nearly as bitter if I could do it myself. And sure, it’s cool to be able to show your friends and that girl you’ve been trying to get a date with since junior high. It’s a great achievement around here because it’s something we don’t see all that often. My problem with it is that it’s become the most sought after skill in the game. It’s hard to watch. A lot of athletes I work with dream of getting to play their favorite sport at the next level. If it’s a realistic expectation, it’s my job to help them get there. So my inspiration for this post comes not from the bitterness of being a 5’ 9” sub par jumper, but from being an outsider looking in on a large number of young athletes wasting their time trying to attain a non transferrable skill set. Here are my 4 reasons we need to drop our infatuation with the dunk:

1.    Cultural Reproduction Patterns

Look, if nobody else is going to say it, I will. If you haven’t figured out yet that in North Dakota we produce 6’ 0” Caucasians, you’re living under a rock. It’s extremely rare to see a 6 ’6” or 6’ 8” athlete of darker skin complexion compete at the Class A or Class B level around this state. I don’t think I need to explain myself to anyone who understands which one of those demographics has dominated the college basketball and professional basketball ranks. If you think next level coaches give a damn that you can dunk, you don’t have a clue. How many 6’ 0” Caucasians do you see competing at the next level because they can drive the lane and cram over a post defender? NOT VERY MANY. They’re there because they either have a keen understanding of the game, can handle the basketball on a string, distribute the basketball unselfishly, stretch the floor with long range precision jump shooting, or play great team defense. (Or a combination of these) Look, if you’re 6’ 6” or taller, you can stop reading after this bullet point, keep on keeping on. You’re one of the lucky few. Just keep jumping over people and putting your elbow in the rim, you’ll be fine. If you haven’t been blessed with above average height and a large make up of fast twitch muscle fibers like myself, keep reading.

2.    Wasted Time

Progress in strength and conditioning and skill development is all about getting out of your comfort zone. The biggest problem with dunking isn’t that kids spend time learning how to do it. It’s that once they learn how to do it, they just keep doing it, over and over and over again. Until they’ve showed it off so often that they waste precious time that could have been used developing a more transferrable skill. Once dunking becomes easy for you, it’s time to identify another skill you haven’t yet acquired, and work on that. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Correcting weaknesses will yield more benefit in the long term than the development of strengths.

3.    At the end of the day, it’s only worth 2 points!

I don’t think I need to elaborate much on this bullet point. I’ll take the guy that can shoot from 30 feet away every single time over the guy who can 360 dunk but breaks the backboard every time he chunks a mid range jump shot. Dunks are rare; you don’t often get an opportunity to attempt one. This holds especially true at the high school level because it almost always requires a defender to leak out on a break. If you can shoot it from deep, handle the basketball, create opportunities for others, and distribute you’re always going to get a chance to effect the outcome of the game. And your FGs are often worth 150% more than that goon who keeps posting those rim stuffs all over Instagram.

4.    If you’re 20 pounds underweight and can't dribble, nobody cares.

As a strength and conditioning coach this is probably the biggest issue I see with the dunk infatuation. Most of the kids that are dunking all over the Internet are usually exactly the type I eluded to earlier: blessed. They have a large make up of Type II muscle fibers that have probably allowed them to create vertical explosiveness much greater than their competitors their entire lives. This always catches up to you. The athletes at the next level, who likely have been blessed with the same attributes, separate themselves from the pack by dedicating themselves to the weight room or honing other valuable skills. There is much more contact to be absorbed at the college and professional levels. If you don’t have the strength and/or mass to handle that, or the ball handling and shooting skills to avoid it, I hope you appreciate how comfortable your warm up suit is. You’ll be wearing it a lot. And I know what kids are going to say, “Kevin Durant couldn’t even bench press 185 pounds at the combine and he’s an MVP!” First off, the bench press is the most overrated exercise in the industry. Second, Kevin Durant is 6’ 11”, handles like a 1, shoots like a 2, and defends like a 3. He is a STATISTICAL ANOMALY. YOU ARE NOT HIM.

This is something I’ve wanted to get off my chest for quite some time. I can’t stand to see our youth athletes waste time in the gym any longer and miss out on great opportunities. We as coaches need to a do a better job of equipping these athletes with the right tools necessary for improvement. Teaching them a large variety of ball handling, shooting, and attacking drills is a great place to start. Asking them to dunk during their attacking drills is fine, but praising them because they can do so is where we’re going wrong. I see too many young, smart, talented and more importantly passionate basketball players missing out on an opportunity to experience competition at the college level because they have never been taught how to improve the right way. That being said, there are a select few that have it figured out, and when it comes together for them, it’s a thing of beauty. There is nothing better than an athlete recognizing where he/she needs to improve and how he/she can help their team win, and going to work. Thanks for reading.

Caleb Heilman


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